Something Shiny

Uh… I’ll just let the DeepDiscount.com description say it all:

Give yourself a little pat on the back, literally! This fist-shaped vibrating massager features an angled design that makes it easy to scratch those hard-to-reach itches. Uses 3 D batteries (not included). Extends to 9 long.

If your mind didn’t already go to a dark place, re-read the quote above without the first sentence.

Reminds me of when I worked as a temp for Fingerhut taking incoming orders on the overnight shift. A guy called up looking for a massage device. His was too small. He was looking for one about the size of his fist. After about a minute of vague information and dawning horror, it became apparent what he wanted the device for. I suggested he call back during normal business hours so a personal shopping assistant could be of better assistance.

Fun Stuff – Massager