Something Shiny

• Legs: The world's finest all terrain vehicle with millions of years of development and billions in use #
• Hands: The original multi-tool with too many available accessories to count #

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• Sports Ha ha, at least until you float over the image to get the alt text
• Comic for May 27, 2011 Dilbert vs. the "Employee Locator Device"

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It starts stronger than it finishes, but all in all works surprisingly well. If it doesn’t piss you off, there’s a whole album of similar covers including The Eagles, Nirvana, and others to track down. Search for “Rockfluence.”

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• How to Be a Good Husband During “Ladytimes”

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• Worst real estate pic ever? http://bit.ly/jTJLbj http://twitpic.com/4zgsg3 #
• Never give Bruce Banner low-fat cream cheese #
• How to profit from the Rapture w/o having to be Kirk Cameron: http://gizmo.do/j0wqOX #

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• How God is managing the 2011 rapture – The Oatmeal
• Judgment Day Open Thread: How are you planning to celebrate The Rapture on May 21? Does God observe Daylight Savings Time?

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Behold, stuff:

• Celebrating Dad with Kevin Kling & Larry Long, Cedar Cultural Center, June 18
• @PREPRESSHULK: TWITTERER SMASH PREPRESS COMEDY

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• Nooooooo! Internal error on Roku Netflix channel… how will I find out how "Twin Peaks" ends?! I've waited 20 years, but I must know now!!! #
• Ooh, "Castle" on broadcast… "Twin Peaks" can wait 42 minutes. #
• Wha?! RT @citypages: Minnesota named 'Most Hipster State in the U.S.' : http://t.co/HGj9Zn0 (Whatever, we already knew this) #
• I've forgotten my "I'm just a bill," how many more hurdles? RT @surlybrewing: Whoa, the liquor omnibus bill is up on the house floor. #

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• How to Work Product Placement Shamelessly into Your Narrative

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Behold, stuff:

• Basic Instructions – Basic Instructions – How to Understand Men's Fashion Awesome (and sadly accurate) use of "Garanimals."

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• Happiness is not a warm, public toilet seat. #
• Is Angry Birds the new Doom/Quake? Used to be running an Id game meant your platform had arrived. #
• On a related note, why do the birds need a slingshot? Couldn't they just fly into the pigs' compounds? #
• "I look forward to hearing more about this 'White Lodge'" #
• Mmm… pickle fries (@ Houlihans) http://4sq.com/mcx9Vl #
• Mmm… jonathan richman (@ Triple Rock Social Club w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/kouNUt #

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• "Circle? It's like I'm driving a housing project. I could maybe octagon…" #
• Troubleshooting for men: act on assumptions, repeat action with more force, consider checking manual, repeat action with much more force #

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