Something Shiny

What is it with ads that make owners of a product look like ginormous d-bags? First it was the “Rock God” iPhone Siri commercial, now this.

I’m not sure why I feel like a cat being petted backwards in a room full of rocking chairs every time this commercial comes on the television, but thank goodness someone fixed it.

Honey we ran from the country, when we rushed to the city. And now there’s nothing to be done.

Off of The Drums’ album “Portamento.”

Bonus, obnoxiously catchy The Drums song, “Let’s Go Surfing” from their self titled, “The Drums,” album

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I took my money and bought a donut. The hole’s the size of the entire world.

From Sleater-Kinney‘s “The Woods”

It’s old-school but they put enough effort into it so it’s not just one long gimmick. Unless of course you think Christmas is just one long gimmick…

“Whoa, who taught you therapy? Michael Jackson’s dad?”

And here I thought I wouldn’t have anything fun to post on this festive Friday. This is… this is brilliant. It’s like a time machine to Christmas-past in some friend’s half-assed finished basement. Be sure to check out the TV Guide in the upper right hand corner for the listings.

Click the pic or here for the BetaMaXmas experience.

Even if a little harsh on my home state, The Onion’s take on banning gay marriage is suitably ridiculous.