Something Shiny

• Were it acceptable, I believe I would have thrown a screaming tantrum instead of, or at least prior to, entering the office this morning. #
• It is as glorious outside as I had feared; time has found a way to slow even further to torment me. #
• Attention MN Twins, either start winning games or forfeit the home games. Now you're just screwing up traffic downtown for no reason. #
• I'm probably old if the outside temperature makes me excitedly expectant about a good night's sleep, eh? #
• Time to issue elderly recall? RT @citypages In span of hour, two elderly Stillwater drivers accidentally hit gas pedal http://t.co/0FLxNZDz #
• Another perfect day out there today. Can't wait for the deck to be finished. Sod would be nice too. #
• Hmm, I can't help but notice a certain lingering lack of deck attached to the house… #
• Quick, everyone gather 'round the windows. Look at that, summer, isn't it beautiful? Ok, now, back to work. #

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• Ok, fine, I admit Nordeast is super-awesome http://t.co/LKdfnMjX #
• To clarify, Nordeast the place is fantastic, the beer, considerably less so. #
• Did not see that coming… RT @currentplaylist 1:35 Barnes and Barnes – Fish Heads #

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• I can't tell if my new shoes loosened up or my feet went numb. How long can toes survive without blood? #
• YAHOO! should probably think about re-branding to YA-WHO? #

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• Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve will never be the same (it might be good (probably not)) #

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• I hate when you unknowingly reinvent the wheel, but it's a shittier version and then you realize you had the original all along #

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• An example of one of the reasons I don't understand why atheists freak out religious people: http://t.co/rcHQObMt #
• I'm at 45th Parallel Distillery (New Richmond, Wisconsin) http://t.co/ZyCE6RL4 #

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• Dear Denny's, thank for advertising on Hulu, but please Please PLEASE ditch the skillet sounds commercial. It makes me feel all stabby. #
• Sign of spring: the Harley riders are coming out of hibernation. Low snow this year apparently kept food available all winter, still fat #

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• All song remix titles should use "extra long, repetitive, boring middle" as their parenthetical version designation unless granted a waiver. #
• How NOT to replace 2 stop lights http://t.co/v3SUI04i #
• Irony = "Brent Wittmeier of the Edmonton Journal reports that two newborns were named 'Unique' last year in Alberta" http://t.co/KQM6SkJ5 #
• How long has NBC been running hour long http://t.co/yHy7YnLn infomercials on Friday nights? #
• Would be great if "Kate Bush Tribute Band" was a death metal band or maybe Latin American pan flute band and never covered Kate Bush songs #

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• Let's hope pirates don't use the internet. "Cruise ship adrift in pirate-infested Indian Ocean" http://t.co/tl2RYBf2 #

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• So Facebook is pretty much the new AOL (the entire Internet as far as most anyone over 40 is concerned). #
• Why would anyone print out an email at work containing only a YouTube link? Couldn't find a floppy to store a shortcut? #
• Oh, who am I kidding? Every keg is the keg I'm looking for. For which I am looking? Gimme. https://t.co/gm7cPdf1 #
• Oh, to be a Chicagite… Shootin' and Drinkin' (the order is potentially important) http://t.co/3In6ODcf #
• When Kmart bought Sears they should have rebranded all stores to S-Mart (S stands for Sears). "Shop smart, shop S-Mart" #
• Hey look, it's the Microsoft DS: http://t.co/1Cs0iizk. I'd make a second joke about the Kyocera Echo, but no on knows what that is. #
• Curious George Michael #bandspluskidsbooks #
• Paddington Grizzley Bear #bandspluskidsbooks #
• Le Petit Prince #bandspluskidsbooks (sorta cheating, but it works on multiple levels) #
• Captain & Tennille Underpants #bandpluskidsbook #

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• Apparently David Lynch has an album called "Crazy Clown Time." Not sure if I'm more surprised that it exists at all or that it's not bad. #
• Why does spinach salad make my teeth feel freaky-dry? #
• After these mesages, we'll be riiiiight back! #

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• To whom may I submit my petition that the Red Hot Chili Peppers be forced to rename themselves the Warm Brown Turds based on recent albums? #
• laptop <> alptop #

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• This stroller is awesome until you put a kid in it (@ Mall of America w/ 29 others) http://t.co/fJx5l6DX #
• I just unlocked the “Mall Rat” badge on @foursquare! Time for a fancy pretzel. http://t.co/1VA01sno #
• I can't be sure, but it sounds like my baby is fluent in Chinese. #
• Let's ride horses. Then we'll eat hot dogs! http://t.co/8CioK5Wi #
• "Uggs are pretty ugly but we can do better."
  "Bedazzle the f!@# out of them?"
  "Brilliant!!" #
• To all those involved in, or responsible for NBC's "Chuck," thank you. #

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• Did any adult ever use one of those mini-trampolines more than twice for exercise? How did they get so popular? #

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• Send me to Lutsen, @citypages #
• How much do you have to hate someone to get them "white" cake? At least get the marble; there is no excuse for anything with less chocolate. #
• My ideal taco salad is nachos with just one giant chip. #

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