Something Shiny

• This stroller is awesome until you put a kid in it (@ Mall of America w/ 29 others) http://t.co/fJx5l6DX #
• I just unlocked the “Mall Rat” badge on @foursquare! Time for a fancy pretzel. http://t.co/1VA01sno #
• I can't be sure, but it sounds like my baby is fluent in Chinese. #
• Let's ride horses. Then we'll eat hot dogs! http://t.co/8CioK5Wi #
• "Uggs are pretty ugly but we can do better."
  "Bedazzle the f!@# out of them?"
  "Brilliant!!" #
• To all those involved in, or responsible for NBC's "Chuck," thank you. #

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• Did any adult ever use one of those mini-trampolines more than twice for exercise? How did they get so popular? #

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• Send me to Lutsen, @citypages #
• How much do you have to hate someone to get them "white" cake? At least get the marble; there is no excuse for anything with less chocolate. #
• My ideal taco salad is nachos with just one giant chip. #

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• Do tech companies really think that people who are concerned about the "Made in China" label will be appeased by the "Designed in CA" label? #

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• Churrocabra: delicious, elusive creature, dog-like in form, made of deep fried dough and coated with sugar and cinnamon #

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• I want to see The Replacements Tribute at @FirstAvenue this Friday http://t.co/ZduKh26C #

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• I've lost my wife to the dark side #
• Watching "The Feeding" on Netflix and noticed they seem to be using the same filter Cybill Shepherd had in "Moonlighting." #
• .@SteelToeBrewing would have been better yet if it were still the Uptown Bar. in reply to SteelToeBrewing #

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• Happy Halloween! Need to get into the spirit? Slacker radio's Indie Halloween channel isn't half bad: http://t.co/3vk04Zos #
• ? "Halloween" by Misfits on #SlackerRadio ? http://t.co/pU96pBWg #
• I want to enter to win this limited edition @JackThreads/@McDonalds tee so #McRibTeeMe Rules: http://t.co/5jWHbrIL #

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• PowerPoint presentations would be dramatically better (nearly tolerable) if slide transitions included a classic film-strip boooop tone #
• I've already reduced my per beverage cost on my Breugger's mug club card to $75. #
• I just got a $2 credit for albums @amazonmp3. Click http://t.co/cPk2VDiJ to get yours. #hoorayfornewmusic #
• Beer braised chicken in crappy beer (Milwaukee's Best Light) = crappy beer braised chicken. Need new use for MBL so I don't drink it. #

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• I'm at AMF Southtown Lanes (7941 Southtown, Bloomington) http://t.co/qErP9zTt #

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• Washington Generals : Harlem Globetrotters :: Minnesota Timberwolves : the NBA #
• 'I am really scared': Family lost in corn maze calls 911 – http://t.co/rplXbidr via http://t.co/vzcmM9ei #
• Hey fellas, my eyes are up… aw hell… http://t.co/KF1Hetcb #
• Overheard in the skyway: "Do the math! That's 8 years!! 6… 6 years!!" #

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• How do you make those hit-count-whore slide shows worse? Put adds on top of the images in the slide show. Bravo! http://t.co/nRMBZZt6 #

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• How drunk do you have to be not to notice that you're on fire? http://t.co/kYWR2UQP #

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• Hugh Jackman IS Blue robot in "Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots: The Movie" http://t.co/fYEiL3O3 #
• I just got a $2 credit for Android apps from the @amazonappstore. Click http://t.co/ARgZqzVH to get yours. #get2 #
• Going to watch NatGeo but can't find remote? RT: GrouponTwinCity
  $30 Segway Nature Tour in Apple Valley ($60 Value) http://t.co/p6IaC30T #
• I want to see Electric Six at @FirstAvenue tonight http://t.co/xg1O8iZr #

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• Tickets please @vita_mn #
• Note the slimy legal-speak: "Amy Senser was behind the wheel when Phanthavong was fatally struck and killed" http://t.co/bifajR6n #
• I want to see @RuralAlberta at @FirstAvenue on September 24 http://t.co/UfaN1sHl #
• I am simultaneously irritated and relieved there aren't better snacks in the vending machine #
• Pretty sure I'm too old for the Zombie Pub Crawl which is really too bad 'cuz of this: http://t.co/3cbS4q3E #
• I'm at Elsie's Restaurant, Bar & Bowling (729 Marshall St NE, 8th Ave NE, Minneapolis) http://t.co/eqq2m2vh #

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