Something Shiny

• Mickey Rourke would make a great Gadhafi, same Botox-accident mouth and crazy-or-possibly-just-high eyes. #

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• Monday, huh? Can I take a pass, just try again tomorrow? #
• Eat like The Hulk for $6 off http://t.co/leT1Cti #
• The Houston "Texans?" That's pretty lazy. How about the Houston "Football Players?" The mascot could just be one of the players. #
• I'm at Angry Minnow (10440 Florida Ave, Hayward) http://t.co/GCQpAfo #

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• Let's bring random screaming back to music. Exhibit A: Buffalo by The Black Apples @mixestmusic http://t.co/44sWCZj #
• I'm at Victory 44 (2203 44th Ave N, Penn Ave, Minneapolis) http://t.co/HKeApGF #
• Nasstea: remains of an unsuccessful flush in a public toilet #

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• Ok, I feel old RT: @citypages Frances Bean Cobain turns 19 years old today (PIC): http://t.co/aEVgCay #
• On a boat wit Wayne Newton (@ Padelford Riverboat w/ @yourbadself) http://t.co/csFouge #
• I just unlocked the "I'm on a boat!" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/Cext8c1 #
• I feel I should correct my earlier claim. I am on a boat, but Mr. Newton is AWOL. #

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• I dunno, I think they should have stuck with the "Hobo with a Lawnmower" plot. #
• CenturyLink is awesome! 3 outages on Qwest since the merger started. I hate Comcast, but I'm beginning to hate them less. #
• Spend $20 to get $40 towards beer and wine making supplies at Brew & Grow http://t.co/zmJEAnc #
• Switching back to my stock battery/cover from a jumbo one makes my phone feel like the future, at least for the 20 minutes the battery lasts #
• The part of Captain Stubing will be played by Wayne Newton at… http://t.co/zGFtcFZ #

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• I prefer the neutral palette of the plain Triscuit over the whored up rosemary version. #
• SyFy movie pitch: "Reptimal," half reptile, half… some other animal. I'm thinking sleestaks that can walk at a normal pace. REPTIMALl!!! #
• Sookie bangs an ogre #TrueBloodSeason8 #
• Chupacabra in MN?! RT @BRINGMN: Mysterious roadkill in Alexandria even has the DNR stumped http://t.co/NzPV3ur #
• Fun fact: Firefox doesn't think Chupacabra is a word, thinks maybe I mean Abracadabra. Abracadabra Chupracabra would make a great band name #

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• I'm at Gunflint Tavern w/ @yourbadself http://4sq.com/odieS8 #
• It's almost August? Crap. I always feel like I've p!ssed away the 3hrs which passes for summer in MN, but this year feels particularly bad. #
• I can't believe Gmail flagged an email from "UNITED NATIONS" as SPAM. It's very urgent I contact Dr Jacek Slotala via his Hotmail account. #
• Masochists are more common than you think. They're typically overlooked as part of the sub-group "homeowner." #

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• I'm at Park Tavern Lounge & Lanes (3401 Louisiana Ave S, St Louis Park) http://4sq.com/pIghr4 #
• Wee! Just got my #Spotify invite, hoping this is less of a letdown than Google+ http://t.co/kZZwXts #
• Ugh, it's like someone set Minneapolis on fire except somehow the fire is made of humid nastiness. #
• Film pitch for SyFy: guy travels to exotic location, eats too much spicy food. Title: "Blood Shart" #
• Nothing like a glass of [home made] wine [and two more] with some nice chocolate [chips] and [string] cheese. Classy. #
• I love you, city bus. Your air conditioning is delightful. #
• "customer service skills" = "can tolerate idiots for long periods of time" <> me. I'm better at being an idiot than tolerating it in others. #
• Do bears like whiskey? #

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• Just had the best case scenario with 2 voice mail messages at work: 2nd message says I can ignore the 1st. I feel like I won a prize. #
• HAHA RT: @BringMN MillerCoors can't sell beer in Minnesota after failing to renew license before shutdown bring.mn/226259 #
• Too… many… chicken… chunks… #

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• Ok, sh!t just got real… RT @BringMN [MN State] Shutdown may pose threat to State Fair foods bring.mn/224828 #
• Hey @FirstAvenue I want to see Jolie Holland at @TheCedar on 7/14 #

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• $150 for flip-flops, you have got to be s#!++ing me… what, they're on sale for $110? I suppose that's ok then: http://t.co/ui0O95L #

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• Water is supposed to make you feel full but it just pisses off my stomach: "Hey a-hole, I know this isn't food, get me some cheetos" #

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• Home Depot "Homer" 5 gallon bucket: $2.54. Home Depot "Homer" bucket style gift card holder: $2.99. Wha?! #

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• Electric Six's roughly annual visit to First Avenue is 9/22, tix on sale Friday http://t.co/mktfVCx via @AddThis #
• My only issue with vegetables on a pizza is that they aren't meat. #

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• If Robin Pecknold had an orchard, he'd work until he's sore. Unfortunately, he doesn't have an orchard so he just sings until I'm bored. #
• Instant bacon gravy? I can't see how I wouldn't be disappointed, but I still long for it. http://t.co/BsJSk6M #
• Is it too late to call in sick? It's beautiful outside. #

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