Something Shiny

This looks pretty cool, and at least a little bit dangerous. Whenever I see anything like this, I assume a children of the corn, or lord of the flies scenario has just played out. Presumably if there were adults around they would have at least sucked the fun out of the project if not killed it altogether.

So, either this is an old picture, or there’s some magical place in the world where parents don’t freak out about everything their kids do.

I suppose it’s possible it did happen here in the U.S. recently and parents were too busy watching Survivor?

Anyway, whatever loophole allowed this to happen, congratulations kids, looks like a heck of a lot of fun.

Eating All Those Popsicles Paid Off – There, I Fixed It.

Although I’m not a huge fan of the design of this t-shirt, I do very much agree with the sentiment. I’ll even admit I could use a sip from the fountain of smart from time to time, particularly on a Monday morning.

TypeTees – T-shirt: Forget Youth. What This World Could Use Is a Fountain of Smart..

I’m not sure why, but I desperately wish they had these for adults.
Instep SN800 Monster Dino Track Snow Shoes.

Well, I’ve got to say, I didn’t see that coming… Click the pic to head over to the Xkcd site to check out more random humor.

I do find myself wondering what the series of events would be that leads to Rain Man being shot at by Dirty Harry.

There, I Fixed It has an advent calendar even Bad Santa could appreciate.

As xkcd points out in the strip below (and I can agree with based on my 12/22 birthday), folks born on or around Christmas can miss out on some of the attention they might otherwise get on their birthday.

On the other hand, there are some perks too. For instance, I only had to go to school on my birthday once as a kid.

Day-old Basic Instructions on hiding gifts. Click the pic for the full strip.

A couple cat related items came recently. Xkcd illustrates the technical complexity of making you laugh at some silly cat on the internet. The second item is a silly cat on the internet.

See how that ties in?

Looking for a naughty Christmas? Think this might have you covered.

From Metromix:

Le Cirque Rouge Holiday Extravaganza will showcase non-traditional versions (to say the least) of traditional Christmas tunes this weekend at the 501 Club (Friday, Dec. 18, 2009). It’s the 7th annual show and will feature Victoria Vaughn as a knocked-up Santa Claus who gives new meaning to the song, “Santa Baby;” a very Bad Santa portrayed by singer John Eric Theide; jazz ditties from Amy Buchanan and Chrystal Canary; and so many dancing numbers from favorite burlesque beauties Tomahawk Tassels, Buttercup and Miss Fanny May.

Expect sexy retro lingerie, unholy high kicks and holiday-themed pasties covering the, err, Christmas cookies. Good Christians beware—Le Cirque Rouge’s racy renditions of your favorite carols will send you straight to the confessional on Christmas Day and every day following. Still, it’s not too late to get yourself on the naughty list this year. You don’t need that Nintendo Wiii anyway.

All of Le Cirque Rouge’s shows are known for their energy and talent, with regular appearances at local establishments like Nick & Eddie, 331 Club and more. Amy Buchanan, self-titled Disorganizer and Ringleader of Le Cirque Rouge burlesque troupe, assured me that there are going to be some really sweet surprises from the girls too. Maybe even a dog?

The 501 Club is expected to sell out for the event, so come early for a good view of the sexpot stage shenanigans. The baby Jesus might have been wrapped in swaddling clothes, but these nice ladies certainly will not be.

24 Hrs Notice: Le Cirque Rouge Holiday Show | Metromix Twin Cities

Were fax machines ever cool? I understand they served a purpose before the days of email and the internet, but I’m unclear as to why they even exist anymore.

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen something like this, if not this very picture before, but it’s still clever and it still makes me laugh.

So, are you a “the pie’s a third eaten” or “there’s 2/3 of the pie left to eat” kind of person?

Although the pie doesn’t look all that tasty, all this talk of pie is making me hungry…

Via this isn’t happiness

While pretty much everyone agrees Windows 7 is the best Windows in the history of Windows (which it should be since it’s the latest, right?), Basic Instructions takes a look at why it feels so good to move to the new OS.

1/3 to 1/2 of of the benefit of any new OS is the cleansing powers of a fresh installation.

Click the pic for the full strip.

This makes me want to cry in frustration just looking at it. Never mind the the Hellraiser puzzle box, this will destroy your brain and drive you to madness.

Ages 5 and up.*

*I don’t know the actual age recommendation so don’t sue me if you buy it for a 6 year old and they choke on it.

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