Something Shiny

This looks pretty cool, and at least a little bit dangerous. Whenever I see anything like this, I assume a children of the corn, or lord of the flies scenario has just played out. Presumably if there were adults around they would have at least sucked the fun out of the project if not killed it altogether.

So, either this is an old picture, or there’s some magical place in the world where parents don’t freak out about everything their kids do.

I suppose it’s possible it did happen here in the U.S. recently and parents were too busy watching Survivor?

Anyway, whatever loophole allowed this to happen, congratulations kids, looks like a heck of a lot of fun.

Eating All Those Popsicles Paid Off – There, I Fixed It.

Seriously, what’s next? Crappy digital cameras? Perhaps some sort of snack mix? What happened to you Sketchers? You used to be cool. Ok, maybe you were never cool, but you weren’t quite this lame.

My favorite part, they’re “for work.”

I have a whole drawer of cordless knives. They’re called knives.

Humanity has hit a new low, be a part of it for $9.99 including shipping.

New As Seen on TV One Touch Cordless Battery Knife – eBay (item 230400313182 end time Dec-15-09 22:20:03 PST).

Oh, Mason Jennings, what happened to you? You used to be cool. Perhaps the folk-fro has stolen your powers.

The Current played part of Rebecca Deville on the local show this past Sunday, but cut it off before it was over. Since I wanted to hear the whole thing, I thought someone else might feel the same way, so here you go, mysterious stranger who feels the same way I do who I’ve probably never met and quite possibly doesn’t even exist..

His latest album, Blood of Man, is further dissappointment that has built, well, really since everything after his self-titled debut.  But don’t take my word for it, check it out in its entirety below, courtesy of Lala.

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The Mixed Blood Theater, a nationally acclaimed theater has picked up an odd play for this holiday season: A Klingon Christmas Carol. Here’s the blurb on their website:

Scrooge has no honor, nor any courage. Can three ghosts help him to become the true warrior he ought to be in time to save Tiny Tim from a horrible fate? Performed in the Original Klingon with English Supertitles, and narrative analysis from The Vulcan Institute of Cultural Anthropology.

The classic Dickensian tale of ghosts and redemption adapted to reflect the Warrior Code of Honor and then translated into tlhIngan Hol (That’s the Klingon Language).

A co-production of Commedia Beauregard and the IKV RakeHell of the Klingon Assault Group.

I estimate the potential audience of Klingon-language theater in 2009 in the Twin Cites to be about 37 people (assuming a few can be drawn in from the colleges in St. Cloud and Mankato). Furthermore, I suspect at least 12 of those 37 are already involved in the production in one way or another.

I wish the Mixed Blood all the best, but if this is their way of trying to tap into a new/different audience, they may have been better served aiming for a slightly larger target than the sub-sub-pop-culture that is Klingon speaking Star Trek fans.

BTW, the picture doesn’t have much to do with anything, other than a Hello Kitty Klingon is pretty ridiculous (but possibly entertaining).

My favorite bit about this post, and really the only reason I’m posting it is this:

This fallout shelter plan, from 1962, only cost $150 in raw materials, and if properly made, had a “protection factor greater than 500.”

My sub-$15 racquetball racket has a power rating of 900. Same units? Perhaps… If that’s the case, my racquetball racket can kick this shelter’s ass.

Corrugated Steel Fallout Shelter Protects Against Most Mild Rainstorms, Probably – Fallout shelter – Gizmodo.

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Perry Farrell was a huge influence in the alternative music scene before “alternative” went mainstream and “indie” became the new “alternative.” But before there was an “adult alternative,” Nothing’s Shocking was new and fresh. While a classic album at this point, it it more listenable, and less dated than most of the me-toos that followed. Perry isn’t contributing much these days musically (avoid listening to Satellite Party at all costs), but he’s still a partner in the Lollapalooza festival held annually in Chicago.

Having been a fan, it’s hard to objectively say how popular or influential Jane’s Addiction was. However, it’s easy to say, and I think you’ll all agree, Dave Navarro should be put down immediately for his own good and the good of music fans everywhere.

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I can’t tell if they’re going for playful sexy, or it just kinda happened, but to see this from Qwest surprised me. Next we’ll see a Bank of America ad with a girl in a t-shirt that says “Access in the Rear” advertising their bank located ATM locations.

On a related note, I have Qwest and while I haven’t had an opportunity to use it yet, I do appreciate the free WiFi add-on.

According to the Uptown’s site, their last night open for food is Halloween, but they’ll be open with a show November 1st. They’re looking for a new home, so let’s up it’s not so much good bye, but see you later.

I’m looking forward to the Faux Jean show on the 29th, how about you?

Read on for the lineup up to their hiatus (more…)

Ok, I can count, I really can. But it looks like a couple of the counting theme posts I’d queued up didn’t go, so I’ll just tack them on the end. It will be like reminiscing about something you never cared about to begin with.

I’ve been suggesting there’s a market for Tupperware type parties for males for some time (see guy expo post). While this isn’t the booze and pr0n I’d suggested would sell best, it’s a move in the right direction.

From the StarTribune on a recent ManCave Worldwide event:

It was the kind of spiel heard every night at home product-pitching parties across the nation. “These are the best tongs I’ve ever used … I’ve got some of this at home … I’m going to wrap this up quickly, because I know you’re here to socialize.”

Except that there was nary a plastic bowl or pink-hued garment in sight. And the semi-rapt audience was husky and hairy, broader-shouldered and deeper-voiced than one would expect.

At least the guys associated with ManCave seem to be a little more honest about the motivation:

“”I’ll bet this is the first [meat-ing] with a disco ball,” Stoebner said. “I used to make fun of my wife and her parties, like, ‘You girls always have to get together and take each other’s money.’ And now we’re right there.”

Full story: Manny Kay | StarTribune.com.

Ok, not to compare Conan O’Brien with [J/j]esus, but I can’t help but have Tom Wait’s Chocolate Jesus stuck in my head ever since running across the article yesterday, so, I’m sharing. Hope you enjoy it.

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1) Conan’s acceptance on The Tonight Show: Hulu

2) A behind the scenes, making of chocolate Conan: YouTube

3) A little more background: City Pages

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Yes, it is Metalica + Gallagher. Yes, it is a real thing. Yes, you can can see it tonight. Click the link at the bottom for info on the show.

Metallagher via Metallagher – Triple Rock Social Club – Minneapolis, MN Events | Metromix Twin Cities.

Maybe this is the case for email SPAM too, and I’m just not tuned into it because the Gmail SPAM filter is pretty good, but what’s up with all the blog comment SPAM for Russian websites?

Just for fun, I’ll let any SPAM that comes through for this post get published.

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	Mates Of State – Like U Crazy-Crazy (live)
	Found at skreemr.com

I don’t want to talk about the political views of either Sarah Palin or Jesse Ventura right now, I just want to point out that Palin seems to have contracted the same sort of crazy that Ventura had as his stint as governor of Minnesota wrapped up.

I’m not sure what compels politicians to go on camera in fishing waders or pirate beard braids. I suppose you could argue it’s obvious they really don’t care anymore. But then why continue to do the media events? Are they trying to make a point about the message being more important than the mouthpiece? Is it an appeal to the common [wo]man?

I apologize for the quality of the embedded tune, but the live version does a fun little medely with Gnarles Barkley’s Crazy that I wanted to include.

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